SenK@lemmy.ca to Ask Lemmy@lemmy.world · 9 days agoHow much trash is there on the surface nearest to you right now?message-squaremessage-square36linkfedilinkarrow-up162arrow-down13
arrow-up159arrow-down1message-squareHow much trash is there on the surface nearest to you right now?SenK@lemmy.ca to Ask Lemmy@lemmy.world · 9 days agomessage-square36linkfedilink
minus-square「黃家駒 Wong Ka Kui」 | (aka: 鳳凰院 凶真 Hououin Kyouma)@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkarrow-up8·8 days agoLmao my mom actually weighs less than me. My mom was like: “why u so fat? lose some weight jesus christ” And I was like: “Sorry mom, I’ve become American. It’s your fault for bringing me here.” Yep that’s my excuse. I’m fat? No, I’m just American.
minus-squarethree@lemmy.ziplinkfedilinkarrow-up1arrow-down1·8 days agoLmao didn’t ask; just a joke ;)
Lmao my mom actually weighs less than me.
My mom was like: “why u so fat? lose some weight jesus christ”
And I was like: “Sorry mom, I’ve become American. It’s your fault for bringing me here.”
Yep that’s my excuse. I’m fat? No, I’m just American.
Lmao didn’t ask; just a joke ;)