My dad’s reasoning for me and my sibling to not drink tea and coffee was that it would make us black (yes that is racist, but we are from other side of globe where the equation is a bit different). This was the case when my father and mother both drank like million cups a day.
I personally just do not like drinks (any practically, just water for me), so i am not mad at him, but dads can give whatever stupid reason they can come up within a split of second, and stick to it for rest of their live, just cause it is funny
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Kinda weird punchline to promote drinking alcohol. Are we in the 90s again?
I don’t see the final punchline as being about alcohol. You could replace it with any other drink and the joke would still work.
Which other non-alcoholic drink would you not want your kid to drink, ever? Aside from coffee/tea.
My dad’s reasoning for me and my sibling to not drink tea and coffee was that it would make us black (yes that is racist, but we are from other side of globe where the equation is a bit different). This was the case when my father and mother both drank like million cups a day.
I personally just do not like drinks (any practically, just water for me), so i am not mad at him, but dads can give whatever stupid reason they can come up within a split of second, and stick to it for rest of their live, just cause it is funny
You’re implying dads need a reason to bullshit their kids besides ‘it’s funny’
Fair.
Ah, so you’re more of a milkdrinker.