Tragic Origin Fun Fact:
Many superheroes like The Flash originally had perfectly normal, happy lives. His now-famous tragic backstory (the murder of his mother) was added later via a retcon to make him more ‘intense’.
Imagine your mother being murdered via retcon just to make you more ‘intense’ coming up in conversation like in the last action hero. Getting to yell at your own author’s inability to write an intense hero without murdering your mom to do it.
Feeling happy all the time?
Your friends won’t sympathize with you because your life is too good?
Wish you could change that but don’t want to put in the effort?
You’ll love our new product: fridge-in-a-box!
i gave birth to you is probably the strongest argument there is probably, surely at the top atleast.
![Half-Orc [Mcnostril Comics]](https://files.catbox.moe/krokun.png){kind=link}