SSUPII@sopuli.xyz to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · edit-27 days agoshortsopuli.xyzimagemessage-square143linkfedilinkarrow-up1874arrow-down112
arrow-up1862arrow-down1imageshortsopuli.xyzSSUPII@sopuli.xyz to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · edit-27 days agomessage-square143linkfedilink
minus-squareburgersc12@mander.xyzlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up41arrow-down1·7 days agoOvercook chicken? Believe it or not, also no heaven
minus-squarehansolo@lemmy.todaylinkfedilinkarrow-up5·7 days agoDid you ever pet a dog the wrong direction and make their hair all scrunchified? Also no heaven.
minus-squarefaythofdragons@slrpnk.netlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up5·6 days agoNo, but I have done that to a cat, so I can’t go to hell either.
minus-squarebillyhopscotch@midwest.sociallinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up11·7 days agoUndercook, no heaven. Overcook, undercook.
Overcook chicken? Believe it or not, also no heaven
Did you ever pet a dog the wrong direction and make their hair all scrunchified? Also no heaven.
No, but I have done that to a cat, so I can’t go to hell either.
Undercook, no heaven. Overcook, undercook.
Straight to hell