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Samdell@lemmy.eco.br to Greentext@sh.itjust.worksEnglish · 25 days ago

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  • corsicanguppy@lemmy.ca
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    24 days ago

    That’s the (then-) new highway near where I grew up, right before they put up the signage. I’d slow down because my dad knew all the cops.

  • ɔiƚoxɘup@sh.itjust.works
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    23 days ago

    Log that close? Same thing op would. Die.

  • RememberTheApollo_@lemmy.world
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    24 days ago

    Dodge right and hope for the best trying to control the car in the weeds. Wrecking in dirt seems somewhat better odds than being speared by a thousand pound log.

  • Noodle07@lemmy.world
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    23 days ago

    Press f9

  • Ilovethebomb@lemm.ee
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    25 days ago

    Hard swerve to the right, and duck.

    • GargleBlaster@lemmy.world
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      25 days ago

      What good is a bird in this situation?

      • TachyonTele@lemm.ee
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        25 days ago

        Hello. They can fly.

  • WoodScientist@sh.itjust.works
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    25 days ago

    Oh, hey, it’s Pseudotsuga menziesii.

  • owenfromcanada@lemmy.ca
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    25 days ago

    Enter a Sherlock Holmes-esque state of hyper awareness. Calculate the distance to the log based on parallax and distance between my eyes. Calculate time to impact given relative speeds (this calculation costs precious microseconds but is indispensable). Note the positions of every car around and the age and apparent gender of every driver. Adjust the steering wheel so that the log impacts right between myself and my passenger. Upon impact, adjust steering based on road position and positions and probable reactions of other drivers to bring my car safely to a stop without causing further damage.

    • Pyro@programming.dev
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      25 days ago

      Same here except one difference. I would immediately get impaled right as I start the calculations.

    • mindbleach@sh.itjust.works
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      24 days ago

      Brock Samson it.

  • latenightnoir@lemmy.blahaj.zone
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    25 days ago

    Realistically, I’d let it happen. No ragerts.

    • henfredemars@infosec.pub
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      25 days ago

      Realistically, there would be very little if any time remaining to experience regret.

  • Rivalarrival@lemmy.today
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    25 days ago

    Inertia says that the log is moving roughly the same speed as the truck, so I’ll apply the brakes and move to the right.

    • TropicalDingdong@lemmy.world
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      25 days ago

      might have hit the ground and bounced

      • Rivalarrival@lemmy.today
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        Sure, but it’s skidding across the pavement, not flying at my face at 75mph. I can stop faster than it can.

        Terrifying is the video I saw of bricks falling off of an oncoming truck, coming through the windshield.

        • KingJalopy @lemm.ee
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          We’re you trying to re-traumatize everyone? Fuck that video. There’s maybe 3 videos ever online that can do that and that video is 2 of them, at least.

          • HonoraryMancunian@lemmy.world
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            25 days ago

            It’s the scream of realisation. Haunting.

          • WIZARD POPE💫@lemmy.world
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            25 days ago

            I am still happy I never actually watched it and just saw the thumbnail. I do not want the horrors described by the comments.

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              25 days ago

              The video doesn’t show anything. It’s just the brick coming through the windshield. The sound is what’s haunting.

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                I know. Does not change my stance.

        • WIZARD POPE💫@lemmy.world
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          25 days ago

          No the log actually has a hidden rocket motor in the side not visible to us and is accelerating to escape velocity towards the car.

  • _stranger_@lemmy.world
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    24 days ago

    Having seen this movie, I have never and will never drive behind any kind of cylinder hauler, ever.

    • mindbleach@sh.itjust.works
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      24 days ago

      This movie did more for safe following distance than decades of drivers ed.

  • nuko147@lemm.ee
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    25 days ago

    Alt+F4

  • Pnut@lemm.ee
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    25 days ago

    This is what the “overdrive” button on the shifter column is for.

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    25 days ago

    I’d Jim the camera and say “logs, amirite?”

  • dutchkimble@lemy.lol
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    25 days ago

    Curse, turn my parking lights on, and park the truck to one side, hope no one was hurt behind me

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