A Texas woman was awarded a Guinness World Records title for the surprising contents of her mouth – a 3.11-inch-wide tongue.
Brittany Lacayo told the record-keeping organization she decided to apply for the title after learning about the former record-holder, Emily Schlenker, whose tongue measured 2.89 inches wide.
Lacayo’s tongue is exactly as wide as the average length of an adult woman’s tongue: 3.11 inches.
Her tongue actually is wider than it is long when measured from the epiglottis, the flap of cartilage located behind the tongue.
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The male version of the record belongs to American Brian Thompson, whose tongue measures 3.49 inches wide.
Envelopes fear her.
Stamps are terrified!
The first boy she French kissed choked to death.
She finishes her ice cream cone in one lick
2 licks of the Tootsie roll pop for her I guess.
The owl tried to warn us
That looks like it would seriously interfere with chewing.
For sure, it’s cool but I definitely don’t envy her.
Anyone know if she’s into girls? Asking for… A friend…
…who wishes to be more than a friend
Or rimjobs.
Could probably springboard off that one.
Tongue thrust the person
This is why I’ll never play Ketchup Slurp against no Texas woman
Cosmetic overuse makes her look extremely weird.
I feel a little bad for people like her because they must have body dysmorphia if making themselves look like a caricature of a person makes them feel better in their body.
What a harsh and judgemental comment, jeez
