• Knock_Knock_Lemmy_In@lemmy.worldEnglish
    1·
    24 days ago

    I go rob a bank

    What? There’s nothing in a bank worth robbing nowadays.

    If you want to be pardoned you have to think big and make sure something goes to a Trump.

    • gex@lemmy.worldEnglish
      2·
      24 days ago

      Also make sure to not steal from someone rich, so stick to wage theft, crypto scams or tax fraud