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seahorse [Ohio]@midwest.socialM to The Onion@midwest.socialEnglish · 9 days ago

Historian Discovers Sternly Worded Letter Chuck Schumer’s Ancestor Sent to Genghis Khan

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Historian Discovers Sternly Worded Letter Chuck Schumer’s Ancestor Sent to Genghis Khan

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seahorse [Ohio]@midwest.socialM to The Onion@midwest.socialEnglish · 9 days ago
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Historians recently discovered a sternly worded document from Senator Chuck Schumer’s ancestor that amounted to a “tepid appeal” to the invading Mongols, asking them to listen to reason.
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  • Worx@lemmynsfw.com
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    And now Genghis Khan is dead and has been for hundreds of years. Looks like it worked. Checkmate, atheists

  • HootinNHollerin@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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    I presume he just turned himself into a concubine

    • Walk_blesseD@piefed.blahaj.zone
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      Cuck Schumer

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    Imagine if Chuck was man enough to write or say anything strongly worded.

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      to be fair, he expertly engineered the latest democratic capitulation to the republican demands so that not a single democrat faced any repercussions for it. lol

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    Reminds me of an old colleague who had a theory that when someone calls a company they don’t really pay attention to the greeting/first words you say, and he would test this theory by answering the phone by saying “[Company], you’re speaking to Genghis Khan”.

    He did it multiple times and no one ever commented.

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    Fake news ,move on

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      This is satire so yeah

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