The operating principle of JD Vance’s life in politics seems to be as follows: How can I serve every powerful person while appealing to literally no normal person? There is no boot he won’t lick, no special interest he won’t kowtow to, no family member he won’t throw under the bus, in order to advance…
I bet ol JD slops a mean hog. Jus lookit that eyeliner. I bet he smells like my mommas purse