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minus-squareZerush@lemmy.mllinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up35arrow-down1·edit-22 months agoWould be nice to have an pet velociraptor. Never shown correctly in the Jurasic Park movies. They are not bigger than a turkey
minus-squaregigachad@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up43·2 months agoLooks like he has the perfect size to bite your balls. Not so sure about the pet suggestion
minus-squareDutczar@sopuli.xyzlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up32arrow-down1·2 months agoHey, so are plenty of dogs. Doesn’t stop my ball headbashers from being good boys.
minus-squareleftzero@lemmynsfw.comlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up15·2 months agoWe’re not talking dogs here. We’re taking something much closer to birds. I.e., utter evil bastards. Probably smart, too. No one in their right mind keeps cassowaries as pets, with very good reason.
minus-squareByteJunk@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up4·2 months agoBall headbasher to ballgnasher is a quick chomp.
minus-squareryedaft@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up6·2 months agoThen we just need them to have a social structure compatible with human preferences and 10’000 years of haphazard breeding.
minus-squareGalaxyBrain [they/them]@hexbear.netlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up1·1 month agoYou would still not want one as a pet.
minus-squareCaptain Aggravated@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up1·2 months agoWhy not just get a pet turkey?
minus-squareZerush@lemmy.mllinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up2arrow-down1·2 months agoThey are ugly and stupid
minus-squareCaptain Aggravated@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up2arrow-down1·2 months agoAnd delicious.
Would be nice to have an pet velociraptor. Never shown correctly in the Jurasic Park movies. They are not bigger than a turkey
Looks like he has the perfect size to bite your balls. Not so sure about the pet suggestion
Hey, so are plenty of dogs. Doesn’t stop my ball headbashers from being good boys.
We’re not talking dogs here.
We’re taking something much closer to birds. I.e., utter evil bastards. Probably smart, too.
No one in their right mind keeps cassowaries as pets, with very good reason.
Ball headbasher to ballgnasher is a quick chomp.
Also Goose can do it
Then we just need them to have a social structure compatible with human preferences and 10’000 years of haphazard breeding.
You would still not want one as a pet.
Why not just get a pet turkey?
They are ugly and stupid
And delicious.