OTTAWA - This morning, in an unscheduled press statement, the Prime Minister's Office has said that Prime Minister Mark Carney has turned off geolocation services for all his electronic devices "for no particular reason whatsoever".
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"This is just a normal, everyday, temporary precaution the Prime Minister is taking to avoid unwanted public or perhaps presidential attention,” said Minister of Foreign Affairs Anita Anand. “After all, nobody wants their precise location really accessible in the cloud all the time, whether you’re a student, a foreign visa holder, or the leader of a country that has faced multiple threats to its sovereignty.”

Anand then stressed that Carney is, “still somewhere in the capital”, before asking reporters to “chill out on all the questions”.