- cross-posted to:
- memes@lemmy.ml
- cross-posted to:
- memes@lemmy.ml
Dont post crowder, guys a fuckin asshole
The alternate Calvin template:

if Crowder’s entire legacy ends up being “That guy in the ‘Debate me’ meme” I’ll be pretty happy
I mean this is the first time I’m learning the name, I only recognise this person as the guy in the debate me meme 🤷
he’s a former child actor, failed stand up, turned internet rage baiter who mostly just says incredibly racist garbage on a ‘politics’ podcast and refuses to debate adults.
don’t compare assholes to that useless piece of shit!
My one conspiracy theory is that the secret service accidentally shot jfk after the chaos of the magic bullet. It’s a fuck up so big it demands lifetime secrecy.
But JFK wasn’t assassinated. His head just did that.
It was all engineered by Aaron Spelling in order to make The House of Yes as a vehicle for Tori.
If this were true it would be one of the most effective propaganda campaigns ever executed.
I think it’s far more likely that PETA is just a collection of incompetent weirdos and the meat industry wins by doing nothing.
We need to go further. The world is secretly run by cows. This conspiracy within a conspiracy is just an attempt to hide the fact that it’s people. BEEF IS PEOPLE!
no no no…clearly its the hypnotoad.
ALL GLORY TO THE HYPNOTOAD!!

All hail the hypnotoad!
All hail hypnotoad!





