The 5’s primary function to sign a contract with peers. Tho its functionality degrades rapidly over time so no adults on earth can perform that ritual nowadays.
My dad used to make fun of me cuz my pinky stuck out when drinking from a cup or mug. I never did it on purpose, I have any idea why I started doing it, and I still do it now. If try not to do it it feels completely awkward and unbalanced.
Plus there’s combos - 2 & 3 to flick someone Vs, 2 & 5 for heavy metaaaalll moments, 2-3 & 4-5 split to Spock it up, loop 1 & 2 and you’re A-OK and shake 1 & 5 to hang looooose dude!
2+3+5 is known as The Shocker.
Don’t forget Booger Retrieval and Precision Booger Retrieval.
that thing there

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I’ve had worse responses. 🤭
Wiggling my little finger at people driving wank tanks is another use I’ve found for it.
Your driving is poor. 💀
🫱 americans 🫱
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What, no fancy wank? Barbarians.
The fanciness depends on what finger you jam up there.
The good ol urethral itch





