Zach | Bluesky
Transcript
4 Panel Comic
Panel 1: A bully holds a guy by the shirt; his fist is raised threateningly.
Bully: I’m gonna give you a knuckle sandwich
Panel 2: the guy snickers to himself thinking “He doesn’t know that I’m gluten intolerant
Guy: Good luck
Panel 3: they both blush shyly as the bully scratches his head and looks away; there’s lettuce wrapped around his fist.
Bully: Also… I remembered you have celiac’s disease so… it’s a lettuce wrap…
Panel 4: the bully thrusts his fist into the guys face with a loud WHOMP. His eyes are closed shut tight, tears flowing down, still blushing as hearts surround him.
Bully: IT’S NOT LIKE I LIKE YOU OR ANYTHING
Just needs “baka!” at the end.
According to the yaoi plots my wife describes to me, this seems like a not-implausible start to their relationship.
That got complicated real quick.
Bonus panel /s
Spoiler

Note this is from QC comics and is not part of the original comic.
I didn’t realize Zach wrote toxic yaoi
That’s really cute without the bonus panel! Like in a weird abusive aggressive sort of way.
We all got that part.
Sorry, the bonus thing was a joke, which is why I dropped it in a comment. It’s a panel taken from QC Comics
who downvotes vegan porn?
You try eating lettuce wrapped sandwiches and burgers and come back and tell me it’s not trigger inducing.
~I speak from experience.~
People who hate salads? Maybe lettuce killed their parents
Lettuce pray for them








