Its a good meal for when you can’t be bothered to cook.
What are the round things with smiley faces on them?
Potato.
Oh thank goodness. Thought they were these: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Scrub_Daddy
Heaven. That’s what they are. Heaven.
I don’t see a cup, much less a teabag. 0/10 tea.
Doesn’t look authentic to me. Those potato smiles look to have a bit of browning on them - ought to be straight out the big bag in the freezer and into an oven that’s not quite up to temperature, then served pale and slightly soggy. Also needs some brown sauce and a fried egg on that plate, otherwise it’s not nutritionally complete. Good attempt for a foreigner, tho.
you make those dino nuggies and hook my ass up with a glass of choccy milk, we could enjoy many spongebob and fairly odd parents reruns
that’s the worst tea I’ve ever seen
I get that brits use “for tea” to mean “as a snack” which has fuck all to do with the beverage, but they still have literal royalty so I understand they’re a bit off
Not really. Tea is the evening meal around 5-6pm. If your from a family that has “Tea” then “Dinner” is has around 12-1pm, and “Supper” is a late before bed something. With breakfast that made 4 meals a day.
Trends have changed, I think because work schedules have shifted later. Breakfast, Lunch and Dinner are more common now.
It’s just regional differences in dialect, tea is the evening meal. So some places have breakfast/lunch/dinner, others have breakfast/dinner/tea.
I suspect this wasn’t made by a genuine Brit because of the American portion size.
And inability to use your/you’re correctly.
I’d be repulsed by the ‘your’. Some citizen of the UK they are…
Apologies on their behalf–i imagine they’re from Yourkshire 😬
Not delighted.
I’d eat it to be polite, because one time won’t kill me. Although, I’d probably regret it later.
Since the pandemic, I’ve made all my own meals.
Sounds like a vote for repulsed.
By “tea”, they could mean “dinner” ( if they’re from Yorkshire)., so watch out.
No, dinner is lunch.
In my house we call this kind of plate “the autism sampler”. Needs a cheapass miniature pizza from Asda cut into shabby wee hors d’oeuvres.
In my house, I call this my usual dinner ;)
I mean, we all know I stole the joke but yes exactly
English tapas, the banquet of beige.
Why would you be repulsed? Solid food right there.
A bit on the ultra-processed side might be one reason I can imagine.
The beans should be in their own bowl, not touching the other stuff!
Or a sausage added as a breakwater
I thought I’d invented the sausage corral 25 years ago, but turns out it’s actually quite common. Cafes appears wimp out with a ramekin though.
The beans are there to go on top of the smilies. Creating a partly soggy, partly crunchy beany delight.
Repulsed is a bit of a strong word here but I would be underwhelmed and eat out if politeness. Ultra processed, but also heavy on the carbs and overall sweetish in flavor. I’d rather have a buttered toast and call it a day. But to each their own
I’d be unsurprised since it’s likely me that put it in the oven.
I recommend chicken strips over nuggets though.
I think that would be an okay hangover meal. Not as good as a Full English of course but if you were unable to leave the house and had to cobble something together from what was available it’s passable.
All you need is some toast made from the thinnest slices of white bread possible, and you’d have a quintessential British meal.
