Wait until they find out about the books…
What!? They even made books!!! That’s crazy!
Yeah, and a lot of backlore stuff that are their own stories. Fortunately they’ve kept that all in book form and didn’t try to do a money grab to reinvent things for a TV show without much material to legally use. I mean, that would be a train wreck, right?
Not to worry, we can absolve ourselves of shareholder punishment by cramming in some insincere tokenization and then pinning all criticism on bigotry. Literally just repeat the words “review bomb” till everyone stops asking questions about how you spent their money, it works every single time.
You don’t need an excuse to rewatch the movies, you just need the time to do it.
I hope Bernie knows how funny his memes are






