Do I sense a pillow fight coming on?
Gives me the greatest image of people throwing puffy / flaming battery packs back and forth
Like those stupid poppers people throw at the ground on 4th of July, but instead now your neighbor Jim is on fire when one pops
Play baseball with them.
How do you resist the urge to poke them with a needle?
I did poke it and it spark a bit but it’s pretty anticlimactic, also what I noticed nowadays phone batteries only spark or smoke when poke, but back in olden days it actually burst into flames if you even fart near it
🫡 Someone had to do it. You took one for the team. Fortunately the pillow didn’t release an angry fire tornado. Thank you for your service.
whenever I see these I have an overwhelming desire to pop them
Bite the pillow
I have a theory: if computer chips are just silicon with lightning trapped inside it, tricking it to think; then batteries are just miniature spicy steam engines that make the lightning. When they pop you can see the fire and steam pouring out and they no longer work.
Batteries = steam technology
Thank you for coming to my TED talk. I will now only take questions related to my research in phrenology or medical advancements with oral mercury.
Comfy-ness keeps stacking.
