slothrop@lemmy.ca to The Shitpost Office@lemmy.dbzer0.comEnglish · 2 days agoI'm searching for a pussy willowlemmy.caimagemessage-square9linkfedilinkarrow-up1311arrow-down16
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minus-squaremassive_bereavement@fedia.iolinkfedilinkarrow-up30·2 days agoThat’s what I want for me, though not so grotesque. Either that, or just someone throw me in the forest and let the critters eat me and shit me around.
minus-squareEtAl@lemmy.dbzer0.comlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up15·2 days agoOne small problem with that plan is random burial in the forest might be murder. I’m all for green burials, but not for making homicides easier to get away with.
minus-squarequpada@fedia.iolinkfedilinkarrow-up16·2 days agoThe closest cemetary to my house has a natural burial section, which seems to be becoming increasingly popular. No headstones, no embalming, untreated softwood coffin, and a native tree (around two dozen species to choose from) planted above. Regenerating native forest is definitely a nice side effect.
minus-squaremassive_bereavement@fedia.iolinkfedilinkarrow-up15·2 days agoI’ll rather walk between trees than between tombstones.
minus-squareSatansMaggotyCumFart@piefed.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up6arrow-down1·2 days agoI want to be butchered in my prime so people can feast on me.
That’s what I want for me, though not so grotesque.
Either that, or just someone throw me in the forest and let the critters eat me and shit me around.
One small problem with that plan is random burial in the forest might be murder. I’m all for green burials, but not for making homicides easier to get away with.
The closest cemetary to my house has a natural burial section, which seems to be becoming increasingly popular.
No headstones, no embalming, untreated softwood coffin, and a native tree (around two dozen species to choose from) planted above.
Regenerating native forest is definitely a nice side effect.
I’ll rather walk between trees than between tombstones.
I want to be butchered in my prime so people can feast on me.