a.k.a. Kickboxer 2025

(Whuuuuut? That’s the year we’re in!)

Tagline

A personal quest for vengenace
A high tech race for survival

Trailer

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Cast

Summary

In a future where Earth is a polluted, crime-ridden hellhole and the rich live on the moon passing their time with VR fantasies and organ upgrades (which is totally not going to happen, right? … RIGHT?), the last of the Cyberons is hired by the widow of a VR fantasy designer murdered by organ thieves to hunt down his killers on the deadly streets of New Los Angeles.

Opinion

The moment I saw the title “Future Kick”, I had to see it. Fans of the TV show Community will understand why.

https://community-sitcom.fandom.com/wiki/Kickpuncher

This Roger Corman-produced flick wisely gives the other actors most of the lines and lets Don kick. My first Don movie, and until I started browsing free streaming, I hadn’t realized just how many, many, many Don Wilson movies were out there!

Overall, a competent straight-to-video actioner with a few gonzo deaths yet still fails to enthuse. Meg Foster at least brings some humanity to the screen, but Chris Penn, the year before Reservoir Dogs, in particular seems wasted. (In hindsight, I should clarify I mean “underutilized”, not “intoxicated”.)

Movie

Screenshots

Future Kick - VR time

Future Kick - organ upgrade time

Future Kick - threat assessment

The Future Kick's so bright, I gotta wear shades

Future Kick - condom sale

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    3 days ago

    :D

    Unfortunately, in Future Kick, the Cyberons are only cyborgy on the inside. So apart from repairing injuries they spend most of the movie looking completely human but with shades (excuse me, “visors”).

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        3 days ago

        Just found out an alternate title for this movie is… Kickboxer 2025.

        So I guess something went right for us at the housewarming party.

        Community - dice roll that changes timelines