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oldmanalex@sh.itjust.worksBanned to Shitposting@lemmy.today · 1 month ago

performative snacking

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performative snacking

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oldmanalex@sh.itjust.worksBanned to Shitposting@lemmy.today · 1 month ago
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    deleted by creator

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      Only those that neatly and clinically arrange their snacks in a Patrick Bale-like manner

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      I used to eat them all the time as a kid. I can’t afford it now I have to buy my own!

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        If you’re in a prominently white country, look for local ethnic markets. My experience has been that they carry spices that arecheaper, stronger, and come in a wider variety.

        My Hispanic market sells a pound of cinnamon sticks for $3 and my Asian market carries all 3 types of cinnamon in stick and ground.

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      Only the alphas

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        Cinnamon stick challenge

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    • StupidBrotherInLaw@lemmy.world
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      Real snackers use them as sounds.

      • CluckN@lemmy.world
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        Makes a trip to the urinal smell like a country kitchen.

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    Are those goji berries? They’re not even that sweet.

    As an aside, plant goji berries. Their leaves and berries are both delicious. You will not kill this weed. It will give you many pounds of tasty leaf and berry.

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      “They’re not even that sweet”

      Ah, yes, because things absolutely need to be sweet to be good and something someone would choose to eat. 'Murican fucked up palette level thinking.

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        I literally suggested planting a bush 1 sentence later, you hotdog

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        Dry goji berries taste like ass and everyone knows it.

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        To a person without a sweet tooth “they’re not even that sweet” is an endorsement

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    Dip it in your hot chocolate and use it as a stirring stick.

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    Man the comments here are hostile…

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      Snack plates are srs bznss

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    new cinnamon challenge just dropped

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    I can’t decide if this is disordered eating or ordered eating.

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      can’t diagnose someone from one pic? you need more unearned confidence

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        It was just a little joke for you, my friend. I’m sorry you didn’t understand it.

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          may the road rise to meet you, my friend

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            Will you nerds keep it down, I’m trying to smoke this cinnamon stick

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    Maybe smoke it?

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    Maybe it’s for smelling, like potpourri?

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    I used to chew chunks of cinnamon sticks. Probably not great for your teeth, but they taste good and soften up as you chew on them. The human equivalent of a naugahide bone for dogs.

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    what is the thing at 12 oclock? it looks like a giant craisin…

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      Maybe A dried red date? Also called a jujube apparently.

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        TIL…

        thanks.

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      Looks like a small sad date. The kind that is dry and tasteless.

      If you’re ever interested, get yourself some real good Persian dates. They look fat, are sticky, and very juicy. Almost like eating candy.

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    snack signaling

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