• mastertigurius@lemmy.world
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      2 months ago

      Ultimate flex at work:

      Walk up to the whiteboard. With one hand in the pocket of your sharp suit, strike an elegant ad pose as you squeeze out a log in your briefs and assert dominance over the department. “Winners take shits, we don’t give them”, you say confidently.