WASHINGTON D.C. - Secretary of War Pete Hegseth has posted disparaging comments about female Canadian Air Force cadets, all while maintaining his busy schedule of personally inspecting the testicles of every single US service member in order to gauge their virility.
Even if not. It just shows how fucked this time rn is that it seems real
And the saddest part of all is that this is only PARTIALLY satire. The Secretary of (Botching) War really did turn his pedophile eye to Canadian teens.
The USA is a fucking embarrassment and should just “unalive” itself at this point.