cross-posted from: https://feddit.uk/post/13644221
A man standing for election against Jacob Rees-Mogg in a mask covered in beans and eggs wants to introduce a “statutory brunch hour.”
Phin “Barmy Brunch” Adams is the Official Monster Raving Loony Party candidate for North East Somerset and Hanham. He told the Local Democracy Reporting Service that at the time he decided to become a parliamentary candidate, the constituency had looked more like a safe seat.
He said: “I wanted to run against someone who looked to be safe in their seat to create a Portillo moment if possible or at the very least — let’s be realistic here — provide a none of the above alternative for those voters who are either disaffected by politics or whatever.”
He added: “If people don’t ordinarily vote, then vote extraordinary.”
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If elected as Barmy Brunch, he wants all workplaces to have to stop and serve brunch between 11am and midday. He said he wants to “MAKE BRUNCH GREAT AGAIN” — but that there is a serious point behind it too.
He said: “Yes, it’s ambitious, it’s bold, it’s an hour long. If we can just pause and just breathe, its one of the things that I think is key to upholding the good mental health that we all really desire.”
He warned that the mental health system was “underfunded” and “broken.” He said: “However the policy manifesto is read, it can be taken as a joke, that’s fine if it brings a smile to someone’s face that’s fine — but equally, if someone comes and accuses me of not taking politics seriously, I am incredibly serious about positive mental health.”
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Barmy Brunch said he had looked at Ed Davey and considered the Liberal Democrats, but was worried by the party going against its 2010 manifesto policy of voting against tuition fee rises, which happened when he was a student. He said: “At the very least, the Monster Raving Loony Party has never broken a promise. That’s because they’ve never been elected.
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He added that some friends had told him his Barmy Bruch mask looked “scary” or criminal. But he said: “I would like to see a criminal get involved in any criminal activity wearing a face mask that has beans and egg and has holes cut out for the eyes. I think it’s more in the realm of Mr Blobby than one of the drug lords in Colombia.”
This is how I know lemmy is thriving.
Beans 👍
The Monster Raving Loony Party have been around for decades (they were started by 1960s garage-rock one-hit wonder Screaming Lord Sutch), though in past elections there were candidates running under their name on a right-wing populist agenda thinly veiled behind a veneer of silly names and jokes.
Man dressed as beans to appear beside the stretched ghost of a Victorian child; actual politicians nowhere to be found.
Call yourself a serious fucking news source, uk.news.yahoo.com? Tell us what actually fucking matters here: Heinz or HP?
Pft, like this up start is going to stop me from voting for Vermin Supreme.
