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resipsaloquitur@lemmy.cafe to Not The Onion@sh.itjust.worksEnglish · 2 months ago

FBI Reportedly Loosens Hiring Rules So ‘Prostitution and Bestiality’ Are No Longer ‘Automatic Disqualifiers’

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FBI Reportedly Loosens Hiring Rules So ‘Prostitution and Bestiality’ Are No Longer ‘Automatic Disqualifiers’

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resipsaloquitur@lemmy.cafe to Not The Onion@sh.itjust.worksEnglish · 2 months ago
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The FBI has reportedly relaxed hiring standards that previously automatically disqualified applicants who admitted to hiring prostitutes, engaging in bestiality, or stealing from an employer.

cross-posted from: https://lemmy.world/post/51252962

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    Do they allow in people who smoked weed yet, or are they only loosening the rules for embezzlers and horse rapists?

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    What about both? What if you ran a sheep brothel?

    Asking for a friend.

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      What’s it called?

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        “Flock Ewe”

        • resipsaloquitur@lemmy.cafeOP
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          Is that near Shepherd’s Pie?

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          Goodness, that’s a beautiful name.

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    Given the current administration, those might be as well bonus points

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    “Who is our next hiring candidate, Smith?”

    “Well sir, there is only one more on the docket, but it says here he found a raccoon, put it in a dress, had sex with it, and then paid the raccoon in old donuts and half drunk beer cans.”

    “Go on…”

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      “Any dealbreakers, like supporting public education?”

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    Barron really wants to work for the fbi, huh?

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