Freeze Peach Patriots@lemmy.worldEnglish · 24 days ago

it was 90% off

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it was 90% off

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Freeze Peach Patriots@lemmy.worldEnglish · 24 days ago

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heres a riddle for you

i got in trouble for stealing today but i have a receipt so tell me how that makes any sense

well wine was on sale at one cvs but they ran out so i went to another cvs but it wasnt on sale there so i took it to the other location and bought it there

cops showed up after i paid so i got to keep the wine but they still trespassed me

jesus says i have to forgive them for that but i think i still get a freebee to trespass once against them first so ill keep yall updated

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Forgive us our trespasses as we forgive those who trespass against us is what the GOOD BOOK says. That’s why i forgive them for trespassing me from the church’s wine cellar.

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