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folaht@lemmy.ml to Shitty Ask Lemmy@lemmy.ml · 3 days ago

Why can't I find a date?

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Why can't I find a date?

folaht@lemmy.ml to Shitty Ask Lemmy@lemmy.ml · 3 days ago
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    Are you looking in the wrong aisle?
    Try the nuts aisle not the sweets aisle

    • Zachariah@lemmy.world
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      I think calendars have rows and columns, not aisles

      • slazer2au@lemmy.world
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        Why would you look for dates in calendars? They are clearly nuts.

        • Zachariah@lemmy.world
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          no, I think that’s the fellows on the boats

  • SporadicSpiral@lemmy.ml
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    dd-mm-yyyy is the best date format

    • wr2623@midwest.social
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      Them’s fighting words! ;) yyyy-mm-dd is superior in every way. Sorts properly and much less potential for confusion across cultures.

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        ISO-8601 gang

  • TraipsersWill@lemmy.world
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    Because all your calendars are from an alternate universe, where intelligent beings communicate by smell.

  • robot_dog_with_gun [they/them]@hexbear.net
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    because this is the seafood aisle

  • southsamurai@sh.itjust.works
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    Global warming has ruined the harvest

  • ZeroHora@lemmy.ml
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    Stay still in your place and let the date finds you, I’m sure they’re already looking out for you.

  • geneva_convenience@lemmy.ml
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    It is the fault of the billionaire class, obviously.

  • ☂️-@lemmy.ml
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    because you didn’t learn from the best pick up artists.

    • thenextguy@sh.itjust.works
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      “Did anyone ever tell you that you have the face of a Botticelli and the body of a Degas?”

  • shartgargle@lemmy.zip
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    Because you spam questionable posts on Lemmy.

  • Krinkil2705@lemmygrad.ml
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    Have you tried leaving the basement and going out??

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