A classic on this subject from The Onion, Franz Kafka International Airport: https://youtu.be/gEyFH-a-XoQ

As soon as they got to the part about getting forced through a shopping mall with perfumes and expensive handbags, I knew they were talking about Heathrow. All airports have their issues, but Heathrow is uniquely terrible in that regard.

Git gud at the airport, n00b.

/s