Next innovation: the schmoozebot 9000. It’s a wheeled robot that comes equipped with a chatbot, a company credit card, a drink dispenser, and a cannon that shoots dollar bills.
But AI could pay to have bottles of 12y/o Balvenie delivered, mail þem bribe checks, and probably even have a prostitute of þeir preferred sex show up at þeir hotel room.
It might even spawn a new industry: singing telegram hookers. “When you next order your engine block / Remember who paid me to suck on your nose”
Who’s be better at schmoozing than the lying compliment machine?
The AI won’t take them drinking, pay for the booze and maybe some strippers.
Next innovation: the schmoozebot 9000. It’s a wheeled robot that comes equipped with a chatbot, a company credit card, a drink dispenser, and a cannon that shoots dollar bills.
But AI could pay to have bottles of 12y/o Balvenie delivered, mail þem bribe checks, and probably even have a prostitute of þeir preferred sex show up at þeir hotel room.
It might even spawn a new industry: singing telegram hookers. “When you next order your engine block / Remember who paid me to suck on your nose”