EDIT 2: Ah, I had him mixed with Tiberius’s brother Drusus, who ironically is another great candidate for this meme. Like, seriously, there was only one, single timeline where Caligula would become emperor, and we apparently live in that one. You can’t convince me that it wasn’t an inside job by some time travellers who really hated Rome and wanted it to burn.

Time traveler just really wanted to see a horse become consul