Doesn’t matter how tall your man is when you sit on his face 👌
Making something someone cannot change an absolute in dating is not the move. You can still have a preference.
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Plot twist: her husband wrote this
Unless they own weirdly short furniture, that man is significantly taller than 5’5". It seems like she put on heels, took a photo, and used it to flex her comedy muscles.
that was not their actual home:
All the people asking about decor- it’s an Airbnb outside Joshua Tree! I’ll try to find the listing
Huh, now that you mention it that looks an awful lot like the AirBnB I stayed in at Joshua Tree several years ago.
“comedy muscles”? 🤨
Yes. This post and her replies below it were hilarious and snarky.
Looks like pretty short furniture. That looks like a really low sitting couch and the table behind it seems about the same height.
And what is your objective comparison? Did they buy all those things at the short furniture store? What’s more likely, that they have a room full of unusual short furniture, or that she’s trolling and/or joking?
what is your objective comparison?
The couch is as deep as it is tall, it’s also about the same height as the coffee table.
What’s more likely, that they have a room full of unusual short furniture,
Not really that uncommon if you are trying to create more open space in a room. It’s also not very uncommon in Asian households.
that she’s trolling and/or joking?
No real reason to debate, she is an actress. Her audition sheet says shes 5’6", she’s wearing 3-3.5" heels, which would make hubby around 5’"5.
The couch is as deep as it is tall, it’s also about the same height as the coffee table.
That’s not any kind of objective measure. An objective measure would be something like a doorknob, which is almost always at the same height
Not really that uncommon if you are trying to create more open space in a room. It’s also not very uncommon in Asian households.
I have never in my life heard of someone trying to “create more open space” using short furniture.
Her audition sheet says shes 5’6",
And no man or woman has ever misrepresented their height.
she’s wearing 3-3.5"
Again with the assumptions.
Is that Dr Bernard?
A man, 41, enters a relationship, points finger conscious. BH is a 5’4" king with a hot 5’10" baddie…
that place looks like it cost a lot of money lol.
plot twist: she’s only dating a short man because he’s a nepo baby.
saying this as a joke–but i’d bet it’s true.
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My wife makes cheesy af posts like this all the time. Sorry your love life is so shit.
What makes you think this is fake?
Happy marriage /s
Yeah wait. Please explain which part of this happened?
