Dispassionate@quokk.au to The Onion and other satire w/ layers@sh.itjust.worksEnglish · 1 month agoICE to Deploy Jetpacks, Hoverboards in Bold New Strategy of Never Having to Do Cardiodisreport.comexternal-linkmessage-square8linkfedilinkarrow-up1212arrow-down13 cross-posted to: theonion@sh.itjust.works
arrow-up1209arrow-down1external-linkICE to Deploy Jetpacks, Hoverboards in Bold New Strategy of Never Having to Do Cardiodisreport.comDispassionate@quokk.au to The Onion and other satire w/ layers@sh.itjust.worksEnglish · 1 month agomessage-square8linkfedilink cross-posted to: theonion@sh.itjust.works
minus-squarePRIMEcavitationfetishist@quokk.aulinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up9·1 month agoThey do all skip leg day.
minus-squaremojofrododojo@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up3·1 month ago They do all skip every day.
minus-squarealtkey (he\him)@lemmy.dbzer0.comlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up1·1 month agoWho’d make them run?
minus-squareDispassionate@quokk.auOPlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up2·1 month agoA bumblebee flying by them.
They do all skip leg day.
Who’d make them run?
A bumblebee flying by them.