Who urgently needs flowers at such an hour?
I can only assume someone was hospitalized and they absolutely needed to bring flowers at that exact moment.
Then you swing by a graveyard and pick the freshest bouquet you can find like a normal person.
Don’t they normally sell flowers at hospitals? At least I’ve seen a few gift shops in hospitals I think at least one had flowers
The entitlement and ignorance of the American Consumer is unbounded and infinite in capacity.
It is occasionally necessary to fire the customer.
I walked by a dry cleaner at 3 am, and there was a sign: “Sorry, we’re closed” You don’t have to be sorry, it’s 3 am, and you’re a dry cleaner! It would be ridiculous for me to expect you to be open! I’m not gonna walk in at 10 am and say “I walked by here at 3 and you were closed - somebody owes me an apology!”
RIP Mitch Hedberg, one of the greatest to ever do it
Gotta be rage bait that the owner fell for. Who says “… @3:30am 😒” like that, come on.
