Sixty minutes. That’s how long it took for a private Snapchat message to travel from Kristen Volpe’s phone to the FBI to the deputies standing in her elementary school hallway. On January 29, 2025, the 22-year-old student teacher at John L. Hensey Elementary in Washington, Illinois, vented to her boyfriend and two roommates — three people total — after a student closed her laptop mid-class and wiped her lesson plan. She referenced shooting the student or the school. She meant it as a frustrated joke. Snapchat’s algorithm didn’t get the humor.
No student reported her. No parent. No coworker. The flag was entirely automated. Snapchat’s policy permits voluntary emergency disclosures to law enforcement — no warrant required — when the platform determines imminent harm exists. The algorithm makes that initial call. Think of it like your Ring doorbell deciding to call 911 on its own, except the doorbell is reading your text messages.



I don’t know how to feel about this story. I don’t want people being spied on, but I don’t want any more school shootings either. This person should probably find a different profession.
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Do you really, really believe that connection exists?
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Then I want to ask you, please think about who it is. Who is more likely to become a school shooter:
The person venting her frustration to a friend?
Or the person who has no friend?
I think you’re putting words in my mouth.
Mass surveillance has been around for like, what, 20 years now? How well has it worked out with preventing school shootings?
Passive indiscriminate mass surveillance doesn’t do shit to prevent or stop crime.
but they do love to surveil potential dissidents though.
Thanks for the graph. I wasn’t arguing for mass surveillance, just saying how fucked it is for a teacher to joke about shooting her students. Especially when that graph is showing how big of a problem it is. Do you not get that?
Obviously she was not going to shoot up a school 🙄 can’t even vent and make a stupid joke to your bf these days
Shooting and killing children is funny to you?
Good thing they stopped her before she shot up her school, right?
I’m not advocating for what Snapchat did here, but it’s not normal behavior to joke about that.