Note: this is fake, but still funny.

  • TipRing@lemmy.world
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    4 天前

    Lots of people take their unruly kids through Walmart, I don’t understand the problem. Was it the jug?

    • RejZoR@lemmy.ml
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      4 天前

      Knowing America, the jug should’ve been in a brown paper bag. For some reason.

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        4 天前

        The brown paper bag is so nobody knows that you’re drinking alcohol.

        That could be ANYTHING you’re drinking from a brown paper bag. You could be drinking arizona iced tea. You could be drinking coke. You could be drinking malt liquor…I mean no, not that. It was just…uhhhh…something else.

        Yeah. You totally bought it. Nobody knows I’m standing outside this corner store, having not bathed in months, drinking malt liquor from a baggie.

        See? The brown paper bag WORKS!

      • Sc00ter@lemmy.zip
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        4 天前

        Thats how they sell it. If you buy alcohol, its required to be bagged for some reason. So when you buy 1 drink from a gas station or a liquor store, the brown paper bag is required.

        But as the other person said, it does technically cover the label, so it could be anything

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          Thats how they sell it. If you buy alcohol, its required to be bagged for some reason.

          Think of the children.™ probably.

    • Clent@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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      Container laws vary wildly, but I would guess the animals could be considered disorderly conduct.