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minus-squarehomes@piefed.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up63arrow-down1·2 months agoPossibly the best onion article ever, because shortly after, Gillette actually released the Mach 5: Fuck Everything, We’re Doing Five Blades
minus-squarehOrni@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up15·2 months ago5? That’s for babies. I’ve found a 7 bladed razor: https://www.amazon.com/Dorco-Pace-Worlds-Razor-Cartridges/dp/B01AVRYXAY
minus-squarehomes@piefed.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up23arrow-down1·2 months agoLol, keep in mind, that article came out 22 years ago, when the onion still had a print edition
minus-squareCybersec@piefed.sociallinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up11·2 months agoThey have a print edition again, funnily enough.
minus-squaretopherclay@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up13·2 months agoYeah but back then it wasn’t ironic. Okay the paper itself was ironic, but ironically, the fact that it was paper was not ironic.
minus-squareatomicbocks@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up4·2 months agoBack then you could find it on college campuses and similar places in these weird areas that had vending machines for various newspapers.
minus-squareAnUnusualRelic@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up2·2 months agoCan you mount several?
minus-squareryathal@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up8·2 months agoMad TV did a 20 blade razor which isn’t even that ridiculous anymore.
minus-squareP03 Locke@lemmy.dbzer0.comlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up4·2 months agoPretty sure SNL did it first.
Possibly the best onion article ever, because shortly after, Gillette actually released the Mach 5:
Fuck Everything, We’re Doing Five Blades
5? That’s for babies. I’ve found a 7 bladed razor:
https://www.amazon.com/Dorco-Pace-Worlds-Razor-Cartridges/dp/B01AVRYXAY
Lol, keep in mind, that article came out 22 years ago, when the onion still had a print edition
They have a print edition again, funnily enough.
Yeah but back then it wasn’t ironic. Okay the paper itself was ironic, but ironically, the fact that it was paper was not ironic.
Back then you could find it on college campuses and similar places in these weird areas that had vending machines for various newspapers.
Can you mount several?
Mad TV did a 20 blade razor which isn’t even that ridiculous anymore.
Pretty sure SNL did it first.