• collapse_already@lemmy.ml
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    8 months ago

    I would say we start the rumor that his Bible literally doesn’t match any others and contains Satanic verses, but that would probably increase sales. I wonder whose Bible he plagiarized.

    I wish he would die of sepsis from an infected hemorrhoid already.

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      8 months ago

      I wonder whose Bible he plagiarized.

      King James, who has been dead for almost 400 years. (Also, it’s public domain, so there’s that.)

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      8 months ago

      Just quote some “woke” passages and claim it’s not in the “real” bible and tell them that they should check themselves as that seems to make them believe basically anything.

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      8 months ago

      It isn’t plagiarism unless he takes credit for it.

      So you might be right.

      This is the best book ever written. It’s tremendous. All the pastors tell me my writing style is the best. Number one seller of all time!