Yeah, about that school food comparison

So instead of remembering the Great Lakes by HOMES, we’ll use SHAME. Fitting.

Reminder that millennials voted more strongly for Trump than Gen Z.

I pee at Starbucks on my bike rides and I don’t buy anything.

To be fair, Trump is so senile that he’s probably forgotten that poop is supposed to be solid.

Ok but the 2016 Ghostbusters was accused of being the fall of western civilization by the alt right. That thing lives rent free in their heads.

That’s what Netflix was originally.

I would straight-up support them ceasing the production of physical media if they were distributing digital media as DRM free, but unfortunately, that’s antithetical to their goals.

And at work, you give yourself an A and go for a C.

“They won’t take late work”

Yelling at the little league ref for not making the call that he wanted is a very Republican coded thing.

The toilet

Because at least I’m not graduating high school with a.butt full of poop.

Step down, old guard

/r/fuck2016 was subreddit of the year.

Who needs green energy when we have a green reflecting pool?

The NyQuil is gonna win forever.

Word to the wise: if you work extra hours and weekends to prevent a layoff, you are on a sinking ship using a shot glass to keep water out. Let the ship sink.

Haunted houses are old. There’s no way McMansions will last long enough for ghosts to sprout.

Be warned. It’s a productivity sink. I had to block it because it was too distracting.

MLK was assassinated by the government