don’t expect me

I have no expectations for you at all. You’ve still let me down, though.

This sure was a meeting of the minds, thanks for your conversation. I especially like your knack for comprehension.

Nah, I don’t think any of that, I just like chicken.

What’s your deal, man

I live comfortably in a secret thrid place that isn’t north America or Europe, it’s actually wonderful. My neighbour is Muslim and makes really good chicken, life is good.

Brother you are full on schizoposting, I beg you, step away from the keyboard.

You’re laughed off, specifically, because you specifically are embarrassing to talk to.

Stop listening to the voices

Oh my god you guys literally can’t fathom having a government that actually represents you, it’s depressing

In a whole month you could trade up to a nuke with that kind of initiative

If Texas secedes, I’ll stop ripping on them

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That is a fantastic idea - one to bring to your local representative if they don’t resent your existence. Frame it in terms of helping the elderly store their photos etc, you’ve got a winner

I don’t think spamming a Lemmy thread is really helping anything, French cops probably don’t have accounts here lol.

You’re preaching to the choir but the preaching is of poor quality and ultimately pointless, screaming into the void instead of conversing with a small online community that probably agrees with you anyway.

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Auditable access control and security, private connectivity to vendors and partners, advanced fire prevention, a formalised process for access for vendor support, delivery docks for full rack unit appliances, separate circuits for power, space for cable runs, 24/7 concierge.

Rolling your own datacentre is ludicrously expensive when you can just rent half a rack of space, this would kill small businesses and major corps would just take the hit and pass it on to consumers.

It’s ridiculous, every time they abuse the cvss system like this people become less likely to actually address vulnerabilities.

I don’t think anyone will ever exploit this in the wild

Not surprised. Jacinta was the member for bendigo, did nothing as bendigo bank decimated their workforce. Meanwhile Ben Carroll used the teachers union as a political bargaining chip. Imagine how much they wasted on lawyers and other staff trying to get an EBA done, while this guy was stonewalling them so he could get a promotion.

It’s weird as fuck in Australia specifically, like the school Catholics groups, vocational Catholics and Healthcare Catholic groups always seem at odds on political lines.

And then Christians in NSW generally seem to fetishise American style Christianity for some reason. Certain Catholics groups have more in common with Hillsong sometimes, you can tell by the amount of well-intentioned donations they piss away on marketing, branding and fancy music studios

I argue with my breadmaker. It beeps ten times when it’s finished making pizza dough. Fucking ten! Dumb clanker has no right to talk to me that way

If only Teams would do the same thing at my workplace

Direct messages with “Hi @firstname.lastname” really grind my gears

No hello is considered passive aggressive lol

Do not run your own email server - highly recommend using your own domain though. Use a provider that lets you BYO your domain. Just make sure you get your MX records correct with your DNS provider, most email providers have documentation for this.