Hello beautiful! She looks like the best dog ever.

I disagree. But that’s OK. I like simple, family friendly (for the most part) jokes. If I want raunchy, doubled over laughing, I watch Dave Chappell. The difference is I can watch one with my kids present. Different strokes, bro, and that’s A OK.

Big Bang Theory is witty and funny. It’s my favorite show now. Am I old now?

Fool of a took

Those shoes lol. The boingy schploingy 5s

This just made me spit out my water. Literally the funniest thing I’ve read in a long while. Thank you kind sir. Brilliant. Just imagining one of them juggling daggers running full speed lmao.

People on their society were tasked with measuring the floods. Doing this made it possible to predict the next flood, with enough data of course. They used Nilometers to measure this. A well with stairs built into the Nile. If it was high, they knew trouble was on the way, same thing if it was low. They had a sweet spot that produced the best harvests. Really cool stuff.

Oh my god

Dang it. So sorry for your loss. Radar is such an awesome name for a dog.