This is the plot of The Lovely Bones

Idk if this counts as crazy but one day a guy went up to me and said “hey I’m about to smoke meth. Its probably going to smell so you can change seats if you want to.” And then I did and that was basically it.

Is this implying that his girlfriend was his mom or was his girlfriend imaginary?

So uhh… you single?

Im a hard-core yapper so if thats too wordy then we probably wouldnt work anyway.

I wanted to make it young enough that the OC would be obviously terrible but recent enough that thinking about what was popular at the time wouldnt involve too much research.

So far only 1 person has replied and they said they would make an Elden Ring character…

Elden Ring didnt exist in 2014…

We arent going to make it…