I blame cable/broadcast TV. It’s impossible for me to stay focused on a show because there were always recaps after commercial breaks.

That’s a red flag for me. I’d probably consider a different product just for that.

It’s too bad there’s not a FOSS OS alternative out there.

Some have figured out that you can threaten but they still won’t budge banking on the status quo bias to keep you with them. Even when faced with competitor pricing they won’t give a discount. Don’t even give them the warning, just leave. Be a well informed consumer.

I thought for a second that I somehow hadn’t heard of Bophades. When they talked about Bophades nuts, I remembered I saw them in your mom’s mouth.

It hasn’t been documented yet, sure, I’ll give you that. You and I both have no idea if it has happened already and the patients didn’t get tested or they didn’t go to the hospital or doctor with the bird flu. They might not have even realized they had the flu.

We got one of those in Rockwall, TX, USA. It’s a little bit smaller, made of steel, and has some spray paint on it now, but looks about the same.

What a legendary career

The tankies aren’t going to like this meme.

This assumes your reactions are better than a machine. You need something that disables the machine passively.

Nah, you’ll want some electromagnets and Faraday cages to disable them. Salt water is too easy to protect against.

That looks like it would take some limbs off.

Trump’s picture has been my mnemonic for dysarthria which is a bit more of a precise term for what we’re talking about.