Jolteon

To be fair, portal 2 was also built when valve valued quality over profit.

I don’t think you were quite grasping the scope the McDonald’s operates at. That’s only a couple hundred per location, and fast food restaurants tend to have extremely high turnover, so that’s definitely not an unrealistic number.

Hey, at least being fat doesn’t create an aura of stench that makes anyone nearby miserable.

Having a manager named Karen would be so satisfying as a store employee. You could literally use the phrase “I have a Karen situation at register 2”, Wait for the Karen to blow up even more, then the manager would introduce herself as Karen.

Has anybody ever actually unironically said “alternative facts”?

Is that the name of a political party?

Because drones are expensive, and it would be a waste of money to use them on poor people.

I mean, if I was a key part of the nuclear program of the US, and there was another country specifically targeting the US’s nuclear program, I would assume myself to be a target.

Stop banning mods except the ones I disagree with.

Depending on how pedantic you are.

I’m not sure if you can call something TL;DR if it’s literally the full text of the comic.

Also Ginny Weasley

Idk, heat pumps have become a lot more popular in recent years.

It’s a shame the people who you stole them from don’t have them any more…

I could see it being used in situations where not all of the larger government’s territory was filled by smaller governments.

If both structured magic and the internet existed, I can guarantee you that would exist.

I feel like heat would start to become a serious issue at that point.

You do realize that there is probably a fair chunk of people on here who can say that unironically?

If you need to have a conversation with someone, don’t block the entire hallway to do it.

The client apps are a lot better these days too.