

Just so long as you leave after eating that many eggs.


Just so long as you leave after eating that many eggs.
The only thing I “owe” them is my middle finger.
Oh, it was before 1990. I was a teenager in the 80s and there was a lot of ninjas in movies, cartoons and graphic novels by 1987, I’d say, with it all starting before then.
The “Rex” in T-Rex means “king” in Latin. Therefore, the female T-Rex’s name should be Regina, which means “Queen” in Latin.
You know what you need to do --end the relationship. It’s only going to get worse. Never let someone abuse you if you don’t absolutely have to. There might be times that you’ll miss her but someone like that will escalate their abuse if you endure it.


I think you should call it Librarian.
Preloaded with Mx Linux: https://us.starlabs.systems/?shpxid=03ed0b64-1e49-4b1c-afc0-5b0e23936b9d
Preloaded with Pop! OS: https://system76.com/laptops
There are many more. Go to distrowatch or search distros by name and you’ll find have a link on their site to computers with their system preloaded.
Oddly enough, that was my first thought too.
“Poontang” is an oldie that makes me laugh.

I would still name him Jeremiah.
Censorship aside, some cultures believe that images of vulvas frighten away evil spirits because they’re symbolic of life. So who knows? That might work.
Take over Earth and have a seraglio of gorgeous men and women as my sex slaves.
It’s a common thing in this house. Both my roommate and myself do it. I’m a frequent midnight snacker. Roommate’s son isn’t though. It’s weird to me that you’ve never known anyone who doesn’t. Maybe it’s an American thing. I don’t know.


Claudish: This is a hard stop: cry havoc, and release the dogs of war.
Indeed it is, Claude.
Just look at them. They already are an empanada filling.


When I was 11, I was annoying my mom a lot so naturally, she lunged at me with a butchers knife.
When I was 16, she beat me in the head with her fists.
I’m 55 now and she died when I was 30. You know what’s weird? I wish she had stabbed me when I was 11. She would have had to explain that. Then again, if someone had seen her threaten me for once. My half-sister saw her beat me in the head with her fists and Mama suffered no consequences so she probably wouldn’t have then either.


GASP!! Why, the nerve of that guy!
Hell yeah! It would be a vast improvement.
Fedora. About 20 years ago I installed Fedora on my spare PC. I don’t remember the exact date but I can tell you the Fedora version was Yarrow. Yeah, a long time ago.
Anyways, my Fedora Yarrow installation worked great for less than 2 days. One update and I suddenly didn’t have internet. The Fedora maintainers decided to drop the driver for my ethernet card even though that particular hardware had existed for only 3 years. I was furious! WTF are you doing dropping drivers for 3 yo hardware?! Yes I can reinstall the driver but I shouldn’t have needed to. Linux has always had a hardware support problem and they were dropping drivers for hardware that wasn’t even 5 years old.
I’ve ran mostly Debian -based distros since and never had a similar problem. And I know that it’s petty and even silly after all this time but I’m never touching Fedora again.