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EatingOnions@lemmy.world to Not The Onion@lemmy.worldEnglish · 1 day ago

How many farts a day is normal? Scientists just calculated what's normal

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How many farts a day is normal? Scientists just calculated what's normal

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EatingOnions@lemmy.world to Not The Onion@lemmy.worldEnglish · 1 day ago
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The study mapped flatulence across the hours of the day. Episodes rose gradually from morning and reached a peak between 6 pm and 10 pm.
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    Sorry, 2-7 times a day??? Oh no

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      Who the fuck farts twice a day

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        It’s two long farts.

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          Spanning 12 hours each

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        Jimmy Two Farts

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        Most people fart before taking a shit. You probably don’t think of it as a fart just because you’re on the toilet. But it is indeed a fart.

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        One from 7 to 9, and one for the afternoon from 19 until 21

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      I’m gonna reach that limit before leaving my bed in the morning.

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        I reached the limit while reading this comment

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