Just one 🤷 I’ve always been picky, so anyone who’d get that far would be someone I could see working out long-term. We’re in our 7th year together now.
- Thanks everyone, for the very entertaining lunch break read!
counting your mom?
1
Congratulations, you’re the ten thousandth six hundred and forty third that she’s had and also that low on her list to call back.
that sounds about right hahaha
She remembers you well with those two pumps and a squirt.
that was the other guy, I was the one with two lumps and a shirt
ten thousandth six hundred and forty third
damn! … that’s my favorite number, I wanted to be that … th.
(my second favorite number is a 999999 so i better rush…)
Oh she calls me back. You can call me Back Shot Daddy.
Zero
Just don’t have the drive. Perfectly happy with not bothering with the social dynamics required to flirt / commit etc. I don’t have much need to have a partner either short term or long term.
No idea if I’m just weird or if it’s a somewhat common thing for some people.
I am not sure. Older and experienced, though. A few before my first monogamous run with my ex, that lasted about 20 years, then a few more, then my husband & I did some swinging, and have settled down to just us for about 8 years. But every day, it’s nice.
Also I am one of the few who didn’t fuck OPs mom.
Don’t lie, everyone fucked ops mom
yet !
It depends on what you count
Zero. One of the easy ways to get wizard powers without being a racist.
Maybe a hundred by now, lost count. My wife has hundreds more than me, and we keep increasing our numbers together, so to speak. God I love my wife and I love my life.
Wife an I love to regularly go to sex clubs, we have regular partners we play with a lot, and we both give eachother the freedom that if we have an opportunity to have sex while the other isn’t there, take it. We both simply love sex and we’re super open and honest and respectful about our wants, needs, and desires
Does your name happen to be Jack?
Nice. I’m poly and demi so I can’t do that myself, but my wife has partners over for sex pretty regularly. She keeps thinking that I care, and I keep telling her they could fuck in front of me and it wouldn’t bother me a bit.
With this many partners don’t you get afraid of catching STDs? How do you manage that?
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26 if I include your mom
27 including OP’s dad right
About 6-7
Ayyyyyyyyyyyyy
I’m pretty sure all of them were sexual. I however, am not.
More than 20. I disagree that it makes it less meaningful. But I have learned that there are many women who are bad at sex. It’s not just men.
Agreed. The worst once are those who think sex is a thing only men want and swear they have no need at all and don’t know what they want or like.
My absolute pet peeve is women who don’t know how to get themselves off. I’m willing to put in the work, but if she doesn’t even know what works for her, then it’s never going to work.
Tell us about the bad ones
I got one, my second to last partner. I blame “squirting” becoming a thing. She would push so hard to pee to make it seem like she was squirting that she would push me out every minute or so.
Just the number of upvotes I have.
