I didn’t see this coming and I think it’s funny, so I decided to post it here.

  • billwashere@lemmy.world
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    5 hours ago

    Announcing FemtoServices™ - One Packet at a Time!

    In an era of bloated bandwidth and endless data streams, today we proudly unveil a groundbreaking approach to networking: FemtoServices™ – Connectivity, one Ethernet packet at a time!

    • zlatko@programming.dev
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      3 hours ago

      (Not to be confused with our premium product, ParticleServices, which just shoot neutrinos around one by one.)