I didn’t see this coming and I think it’s funny, so I decided to post it here.

  • 𝓹𝓻𝓲𝓷𝓬𝓮𝓼𝓼@lemmy.blahaj.zone
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    22 hours ago

    quantum services

    take your source code and put each character in its own docker container

    this gives you the absolute peak of scalability and agility as every quantum of your application is decoupled from the others and can be deployed or scaled independently

    implementing, operating and debugging this architecture is left as an exercise for the reader

    that will be $250,000 kthx

    • Horrabin@programming.devOP
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      21 hours ago

      implementing, operating and debugging this architecture is left as an exercise for the reader

      Challenge accepted by a reader using AI, what could go wrong? xD