Spez says $19.99 fee “enhances community dialogue through monetary validation”
If The Onion had posted this news two years ago I’d have thought it was too far-fetched to be funny. Now, though…
Yep, before I saw it was The Onion I thought this was real.
Yeah. I ate the onion for a solid 30 seconds.
Whomever is doing isglitch is doing a great job
… in what sense?
Everyone going ‘oops, almost got me!’ means they suck at satire. If you have to be told it’s bullshit, then it’s not satire, it’s just bullshit. It’s comedically-phrased lying. Satire has to go beyond the realm of plausibility. This? This is wholly believable.
And that’s at least half of these AI-scented IsGlitch submissions. The response to a punchline should not be “… oh, they’re not serious.” It is supposed to punch.
These parasites gonna leech, it is your job as a discerning user to deny the parasite engagement and profit ✊