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I write code. ✔️ Real job.
I chop down trees. ❌ Bullshit job.
I jack lumber.
I jack off
I fell trees!
you can use “fell” as a transitive verb. it’s a little archaic but sounds cozy.
Is this a war on being specific?
If a fisherman says “I operate the winch on a bowpicker tuna fishing boat”, is that a bullshit job?
If a middle-management yes-man who exists only to fluff his boss’ ego describes his job as “I encourage excellence” does that mean his job is no longer bullshit?
“I encourage excellence” - Chef Excellence
I guide people
Why is everyone always annoyed at managers?
A lot of managers are pretty useless. Some degree of management is needed because you can’t just have 10,000 individual contributors all reporting directly to the CEO. But, a lot of managers get where they are by schmoozing, claiming credit, shifting blame, avoiding responsibility, etc.
“Refrigerator Wifi Firmware”
3 words, but my job is still bullshit.
So you’re the guy responsible for ads? Get him everyone!
You’ve been tagged as fridge ads. 🤭
You are the firmware?
I code
The requirements said three words, that’s how know you’re a dev and not a PM pretending to be technical.
“I write code”
Everybody do the flop!
I jerk off.
Almost everybody??
I have a limited number of appointments available. Easy, but not cheap.
I fix things.
Cum on camera
OF is a real job
I break software
Hello there, fellow QA
Howdy fellow nightmare for developers
I help people.
Cool, I have a real job.
Tom, 32, school crossing guard.
I suck dicks
Presidential material right here, folks.
I like Turtles.
I heal people
Make websites brrrrr
We need to lower standards. Really. To something like “if your job makes other people worse, it’s bullshit work”. A lot of good people do stupid job just to put food on the table
