In hindsight, I think I’ve ended up in relationships with two girlfoes.
It actually explains quite a lot to think of it that way.
In before you realise the “girl foe” is just a girl who quotes Willem Dafoe.
Just a reminder that Lars Von Trier described Willem DaFoe’s penis as “confusingly large”, a statement that evokes more questions than anything.
Just don’t let her meet Willem’s Dafriend
Why stop there? Girlnemesis. Girlcomrade. Girlally. Girlchampion. Girlquaintance. Girlconfidante. Girlboss. Girllisteningear. Girlgirlfriend.
What about the Girlboyfriend
That’s how I wish to be called! Or boygirlfriend
We support girlboyfriends and boygirlfriends here! 🩷
Thanks, I love y’all! 🩷
You’re onto something. Break out the alchemy kit.
Girlfriend²
If it’s a Cato Fong style relationship then I’m in.
yes i can picture it now, we train to hone our skills, working to better not only ourselves, but each other. secretly we kinda just wanna stop, enjoy the music playing in the background, and munch on some snacks though :3
u can be our girlfoe if u wana be
i’m sure we are all hapi with that >~<
you would be quite the formidable girlfoe indeed, i can imagine the epic songs that would be sung about our battles, but still my heart would long for the day we could return to being friends <3
alsoalso NNNOOUUUUU wait!!!
i only said that u would be spoopy girlfoe cuz like - that’s kinda what u said!!! u totaly just inserted that other thing of us battling cuz u wanted me to get in on the fun!!! >:(
it worked
see i would do just about anything to make sure you always get in on the fun smorty <3
:o
imagine some church-like music 200 years from now… damn ~
it would be like that time when Dumbledor and that other old white guy are somehow evil to one another and dumbledor is like “oh no, but we used to be frens! :(” and the white old guy is like “haah!! yes USED to be!!! gahahh im evil now!” and then something happens i think.
yesyes that sounds super cool and like something where i would really enjoy the fun villain-fight kind of thing.
we would always find just the best places to meet and attempt totally serious murder, while secretly just chosing the prettiest places ~ ~
hmhmmm yesyesyesyes that is really it. this is how i want it to happen. i want us both to have some super cool supervillain clothing, like maybe dr.eggman from da movie, but even cooler…
and then like - 5 years later we send each other letters about how cool that was and we tell each other what we planned to do to the other, just for the funzies.
yes that would be totally super sick and cool, but in a non-destructive way hopefully… or at least not human-hurting. (capitalists don’t count as humans, we can hurt them and their property just fine.) <3 <3 <3
